Hubby woke up and started getting out of bed.
I quickly hugged him and starting snuggling him to try and keep him in bed.
It didn't work.
Me: I put you in a cuddlelock this morning.
Him: Yeah, you did.
Me: But you escaped. I was hoping you'd get Stockholm Syndrome.
Him: Huh? What's that?
Me: It's where you start to have feelings for your captor
until pretty soon you don't want to escape.
Him: Oh. You're a weirdo.
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